A decade of dicks: How NSFW internet pics changed the world for the worse

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Has Jeff Bezos’ impressive exposure of Pecker finally broken the curse of Weiner? 

Oh yes, we all laugh at the double entendres in the news that the Amazon founder has accused the National Enquirer‘s owner of blackmailing him over compromising selfies. But it’s a grim gallows chuckle, because we live in the decade of the dick pic — an age where one man’s inability to keep it in his pants, and the technology that enabled him, literally changed the course of history by helping elevate Donald Trump to the White House.

That man’s name, of course, was Anthony Weiner. The disgraced former congressman was not the first man to ever text a picture of his penis; we don’t know who that was, but it probably happened about five seconds after the first camera-enabled cellphone went on sale in Japan in 2000.  Read more…

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How will the Measure app affect dick pics? An investigation.

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What, did you not think people were going to use the iPhone’s new Measure app to measure their dicks?

The new feature, which debuted with iOS 12 on Monday, allows users to measure items on-screen in real time. This means that it’s easier than ever to determine the exact length of your pet, but it also means there could be a few changes to how people sext in the future.

Dick pic senders can now include an exact measurement (literally, it’s a ruler superimposed into the image) with their photos. If they’re proud of their penis size (masculinity is a real trip), it’s likely they’ll go the Measure app route — it’s a concrete way to convey size without using other items for scale. Read more…

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Don’t send an unsolicited dick pic. Get a scale penis poster for your wall instead.

Why send a dick pic when you can just hang an arty, custom poster of your own penis on your wall for all the world to see? 
That’s what a group of, err, passionate people from Sweden are aiming to achieve with The Penis Poster. The project’s mai…

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