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Stephen Colbert calls the Mueller report conclusion ‘worse than the finale of ‘Lost”

sudshr47 March 26, 2019

It was a lengthy, almost two-year wait for the Mueller report to be delivered, and Stephen Colbert thought it was, well, anticlimactic.

In a monologue opening The Late Show on Monday, Colbert said the report’s findings, which found that there was no proof of collusion between Trump’s campaign and Russia, was “worse than the finale of Lost.”

“What about the smoke monster, was it real or not? And if not, why have so many members of Trump’s campaign plead guilty to lying about meeting with the smoke monster?” Colbert quipped.

“Why couldn’t this have been like the ending of Seinfeld? Still disappointing, but at least they’re all in jail.” Read more…

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This fake Mueller report is the ultimate troll

sudshr47 March 22, 2019

We got got.

Special counsel Robert Mueller delivered his report to the Attorney General on Friday afternoon. The investigation looks into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election, but despite calls for transparency from politicians, Americans, and emboldened mothers on social media, the report hasn’t been released to the public yet.

Another report has been making the rounds, even if it’s not the one Mueller delivered to William Barr.

Oh man https://t.co/L0UjrhRfC1

— Adam Rawnsley (@arawnsley) March 22, 2019

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Meme asks what if Robert Mueller is just procrastinating?

sudshr47 March 22, 2019

As we all anxiously await the Mueller report, a curious theory has emerged: What if Robert Mueller, special counsel of the Russia investigation and former director of the FBI, is just procrastinating?

On a Friday afternoon — a great time to put off work — a lot of people wrote tweets about what Mueller might be up to in his procrastination hole. Sure, they might have done these tweets instead of doing their jobs, but that only makes the tweets better and more appropriate. (I say this because I participated.)

I’ve been in Robert Mueller’s position before and let me tell you, he has not written shit

— Tim Murphy (@timothypmurphy) March 21, 2019 Read more…

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‘Individual-1’ memes are everywhere after prosecutors suggest ‘substantial’ prison time for Cohen

sudshr47 December 8, 2018

Grab your popcorn. Refill your tea. Individual-1 is getting meme’d.
Special Counsel Robert Mueller and federal prosecutors from the Southern District of New York filed separate memos recommending “substantial” prison time for Trump’s former law…

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Jacob Wohl tried to insult Chrissy Teigen and ended up dragging himself

sudshr47 November 1, 2018

It’s a tale as old as time: Some crusty guy owned himself when he tried going after Chrissy Teigen.
Jacob Wohl, the 20-year-old right wing conspiracy theorist known around Twitter for his tweet template ragging on “hipster coffee shops packed w…

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People are falling for a fake Mueller indictment citing the ‘international meme community’

sudshr47 July 14, 2018

Guys, not everything on the internet is true.
With Special Counsel Robert Mueller at the helm, the Department of Justice indicted 12 Russian intelligence officers for hacking the Democratic National Committee and Hillary Clinton’s presidential campai…

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Here’s the Paul Manafort mugshot we’ve all been waiting for

sudshr47 July 12, 2018

The Mueller Investigation is getting real, y’all, and to prove it, here’s the mugshot of former Trump campaign chairman, Paul Manafort.

Here it is — Paul Manafort’s mugshot pic.twitter.com/AEe7JTvqXU

— Rachel Weiner (@rachelweinerwp) July 12, 2018

The occasion of the mugshot was that Manafort was moved to a jail in Alexandria, Virginia thanks to his attorneys in a move that can only be described as a “clusterfuck.”

Manafort was previously being held at a rural Virginia jail about two hours from Washington, D.Cwhere he bragged about a “VIP” lifestyle, which included not having to wear a prison jumpsuit, getting to use his laptop. Manafort also had a private bathroom, unlike other inmates. His previous mugshot was not released. Read more…

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Signs you’re in a codependent relationship with the Mueller investigation

sudshr47 May 4, 2018

A healthy relationship is marked by good boundaries and an attachment to a real person you’ve actually met.

Over the past two years, far too many people have developed a codependent relationship with Special Counsel Robert Mueller. Their fixation is eminently understandable. Like him or not, that sullen piece of limestone rock is the only person capable of saving us from President Trump/nuclear holocaust.

What started for many of us as a light crush has since matured into an unhealthy fixation, with no relief in sight — since Trump isn’t about to go to jail anytime soon. It’s time we all examined ourselves for symptoms of Mueller addiction. Read more…

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