Stephen Colbert calls the Mueller report conclusion ‘worse than the finale of ‘Lost”

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It was a lengthy, almost two-year wait for the Mueller report to be delivered, and Stephen Colbert thought it was, well, anticlimactic.

In a monologue opening The Late Show on Monday, Colbert said the report’s findings, which found that there was no proof of collusion between Trump’s campaign and Russia, was “worse than the finale of Lost.”

“What about the smoke monster, was it real or not? And if not, why have so many members of Trump’s campaign plead guilty to lying about meeting with the smoke monster?” Colbert quipped.

“Why couldn’t this have been like the ending of Seinfeld? Still disappointing, but at least they’re all in jail.” Read more…

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Stephen Colbert reacts to JK Rowling’s latest Dumbledore comments

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Chances are you’ve heard by now about the “intense” “love” relationship between Dumbledore and Grindelwald, described by J.K. Rowling in the DVD extras for Fantastic Beasts 2.

You may have also seen some of the backlash, and some of the many, many memes.

Well, now Stephen Colbert has piled in, too. During his Meanwhile… segment on The Late Show, Colbert reacted to Rowling’s remarks.

“That’s right — Dumbledore was a Gryffindor in the streets, a Slytherin in the sheets,” he jokes in the clip above (skip to 3:18).

Colbert went on the summarise Rowling’s quote about the “sexual dimension” to Dumbledore and Grindelwald’s relationship, before adding that it had fan’s pumped for the sequel: Harry Potter and the Cauldron of Too Much Information. Read more…

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Stephen Colbert calls out Trump’s thin response to New Zealand terror attack

The world is still coming to terms with the tragedy of the Christchurch terror attack, including New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern.
However, The Late Show host Stephen Colbert noted that Ardern “made it clear that her country was united,”…

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Stephen Colbert has had it with Netflix’s hot serial killer trend

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The entertainment industry is really going all out to sex up Ted Bundy, between Netflix’s documentary series on the serial killer and the upcoming Zac Efron-starring Bundy film, and Stephen Colbert has had enough of it. 

Responding to viewer tweets that discussed Bundy’s hotness, Colbert deadpanned, he was smokin’ because they gave him the electric chair for murdering people.” And the host even shared a Netflix tweet that shared the same sentiment. 

But then Colbert kicked it up a notch with a trailer for his new true crime series, Dialogue with a Demon: The Dick Nighttime Murders. Experts regale the camera with talk of serial killer Richard “Dick” Nighttime’s abs, biceps, and his beautiful blue eyes. Read more…

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Stephen Colbert calls BS on Trump’s ‘Tim Apple’ excuses

After Donald Trump referred to Apple’s CEO Tim Cook as “Tim Apple,” Stephen Colbert weighed in on the “ongoing national scandal that we’re calling Applegate (not Christina).”
There was no way Trump’s gaffe, which took place last week at a White H…

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Stephen Colbert is back, jumps straight into Donald Trump’s weird CPAC speech

Stephen Colbert’s back from a short hiatus, and boy, did he miss a week.
The Late Show host jumped straight back into the news cycle with a look at the longest presidential speech in American history, Donald Trump’s two-hour-and-two-minute speech…

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Stephen Colbert also thinks Trump’s national emergency lacks a little, er, emergency

Trump’s state of emergency seems a bit, well, not much of an emergency.
You might’ve figured that one out already, but Stephen Colbert was just as perplexed at Trump’s casual demeanour during his press conference on Friday, announcing the nationa…

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Stephen Colbert also thinks Trump’s national emergency lacks a little, er, emergency

Trump’s state of emergency seems a bit, well, not much of an emergency.
You might’ve figured that one out already, but Stephen Colbert was just as perplexed at Trump’s casual demeanour during his press conference on Friday, announcing the nationa…

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