Sen. Ted Cruz and his weird beard just got called out on the U.S. Senate floor by Colorado Sen. Michael Bennet over the fight to reopen the federal government.
On Thursday, Cruz claimed that obstruction by Democrats was the only thing keeping t…
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Ted Cruz’s weird beard briefly distracted us all from Trump’s border stunt
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Donald Trump really did it, folks. Against all odds he found a way to distract the world from the 19 day government shut down — if only for a few minutes.
On Thursday, Trump took a trip down to the Mexican border to discuss the immigration crisis with border patrol agents, and guess who stood next to him: Senator Ted Cruz. But more importantly, Ted Cruz’s weird new beard.
Because it’s Texas (and Cruz likes to kiss ass) the Senator stopped by to support Trump, but it’s his beard that wound up stealing the spotlight. Seriously. The internet couldn’t look away.
Wolverine looks terrible pic.twitter.com/cUsnf6EZ3X
— Will Rahn (@willrahn) January 10, 2019 Read more…
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Ted Cruz has a unsettling new ‘beard’ and people can’t look away
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No Shave November is almost over, but Ted Cruz’s “beard” looks like it’s just seconds old.
On Monday, Business Insider’s Joe Perticone tweeted that Ted Cruz had “grown a beard” over the Thanksgiving break, but some people are having a hard time locating it.
Ted Cruz grew a beard over Thanksgiving! pic.twitter.com/g8I58uPn9o
— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) November 26, 2018
If you zoom in on the photo of Cruz, you’ll notice that dark area around certain parts of his jawline (and not at all his chin) appears to be hair. Not a shadow. Not dirt. Hmm. Fascinating.
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Hopefully Ted Cruz stays off Twitter today
Some people were displeased to hear Ted Cruz bested his opponent for the Texas Senate seat and took to Twitter to sound off. Read more…More about Mashable Video, Twitter Reactions, Ted Cruz, Election, and Midterm Elections 2018
View More Hopefully Ted Cruz stays off Twitter todayHow will Ted Cruz celebrate his victory over Beto? Twitter has some hilariously deranged answers.
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Hell hath no memes like those made by Beto O’Rourke fans after learning Ted Cruz was re-elected to his Senate seat in Texas.
On Tuesday night, as the results of the 2018 midterm elections were being tallied, Americans learned that Republican candidate Ted Cruz — the man who jokes about being the Zodiac Killer — had received more votes than his opponent — the burger-loving, skateboarding family man, Beto O’Rourke.
Naturally, many were displeased to hear the news. So while Cruz was busy giving his victory speech in front of loyal fans, others took it upon themselves to drag him.
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View More How will Ted Cruz celebrate his victory over Beto? Twitter has some hilariously deranged answers.Jim Carrey weighs in on Ted Cruz and Beto O’Rourke in a spooky new drawing
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Jim Carrey has drawn the dramatic face off between Beto O’Rourke and Ted Cruz ahead of the midterm elections, and it is (like most of his illustrations) a lot.
In another of his infamous political drawings, Carrey depicts Texas Democratic senate candidate Beto O’Rourke eviscerating his Republican opponent — a “vampire” Ted Cruz — with sunlight. Yes, you did read that correctly.
Go Beto! Go Democrats! Vote like there’s no tomorrow. Let’s make this Tuesday like the end of every great vampire movie. Pull back the curtains and let the sunshine turn all those bloodsuckers to dustpic.twitter.com/WWwspze5fU
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) November 5, 2018 Read more…
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View More Jim Carrey weighs in on Ted Cruz and Beto O’Rourke in a spooky new drawingTed Cruz makes a Zodiac Killer Halloween joke in a last-ditch effort to be relatable
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The timeline just got a whole lot darker.
Still recovering from getting roasted for the time the Texas GOP tried to go after Beto O’Rourke for being cool, Ted Cruz has made a last ditch effort to be relatable.
SEE ALSO: Once again, Ted Cruz’s face is a meme
Cruz tweeted a picture of the Zodiac Killer’s cryptic cipher on Wednesday, adding a festive “Happy Halloween.”
Happy Halloween pic.twitter.com/jIgTaIMzep
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) October 31, 2018
It’s not the first time Cruz has acknowledged the meme that claims he was the the Zodiac Killer. Last year, he replied to a tweet with the same cipher. Read more…
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View More Ted Cruz makes a Zodiac Killer Halloween joke in a last-ditch effort to be relatableDonald Trump has an upsetting new nickname for Ted Cruz
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The long, twisted relationship between President Donald Trump and U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) continues as Trump coins a new nickname for one of his most heated 2016 GOP rivals: “Beautiful Ted.”
Trump shared his new nickname for Cruz while speaking to reporters on Monday as he prepared to leave for yet another rally, this time down in Texas in support of the senator’s re-election efforts.
“To me, he’s not ‘Lyin’ Ted’ anymore—he’s ‘Beautiful Ted,'” Pres. Trump tells @jonkarl about Ted Cruz ahead of Houston rally. “I call him ‘Texas Ted.'” https://t.co/NkJuIoh4fP pic.twitter.com/ekKgDPNQM5
— ABC News (@ABC) October 22, 2018 Read more…
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View More Donald Trump has an upsetting new nickname for Ted CruzTed Cruz’s dinner was gatecrashed by protesters against Brett Kavanaugh
If Ted Cruz thought his Monday night dinner was going to be quiet, uninterrupted affair, he thought wrong.
The Texas senator was forced to leave a restaurant in Washington D.C., in a scene all too familiar to Department of Homeland Security secretary…
Ted Cruz’s latest dig at Beto O’Rourke on Twitter might be his vilest yet
Ted Cruz’s social media team has reached a dark new low.
Right before Senate hopeful Beta O’Rourke’s debate with Cruz last night, where the sitting Senator skirted the question about whether police violence against African-Americans was a problem, Cr…
David Hogg’s GoFundMe wants to put Trump’s anti-Cruz tweets on Texas billboards
Did someone say receipts?
With the help of Parkland survivor and gun control activist David Hogg, a GoFundMe raised $9,760 to put Donald Trump’s tweets bashing Ted Cruz up on a billboard in Texas.
The GoFundMe, organized by political group USA …
Internet roasts Texas GOP for allegedly sharing this ‘edgy’ photo of Ted Cruz
The Texas GOP has tried, and failed, to elevate Ted Cruz to the same level of hotness as his opponent Beto O’Rourke.
According to a report from Central Track, the Rockwall County Republican Party allegedly posted a cringey Ted Cruz poster on th…