Michael Cohen’s evidence against Trump is getting compared to those long-ass CVS receipts

After years and years in the spotlight, CVS receipts have finally met their match: Michael Cohen.

As Trump’s former personal attorney testified against Donald Trump before Congress on Wednesday morning, the American people came to realize he had receipts for daaaaaaays.

Cohen presented a number of documents to Congress — including damning financial statements, news clippings, tweets, and more — Twitter users began to realize Cohen’s receipts might rival the ridiculously long ones CVS gives its customers.