Susan Collins’ ridiculous talking stick is an insult to the summer camp community

Susan Collins, who is currently a senator — not a summer camp counselor — had a new idea for reforming our broken government on Monday.

To help ease communication during the government shutdown, Collins introduced a talking stick to bipartisan negotiations. One of the Senators in the negotiations allegedly threw the stick at Susan Collins’ glass elephant, breaking it — but take a look at that stick.

Who can blame them?

This talking stick shouldn’t even call itself a stick. It’s a bandaged disgrace.

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