A woman accosted a security guard with a fanny pack containing a pigeon

A well-planned surprise can be an absolute joy. A surprise birthday party? So much fun! An unexpected gift? Yes, please! A surprise pigeon? Hard pass.

Following an altercation with employees at a Social Security Administration office in Virginia on Tuesday, a woman named Laurie Weaver struck a security guard on his head with a fanny pack containing a small pigeon, before threatening him with a knife, according to the Washington Post.

The police were called and shortly after they arrived, they discovered the pigeon stowed away in Weaver’s fanny pack. We can only imagine their surprise. Read more…

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