Chris Christie is definitely not a Hollywood Chris

Welcome to Chris-mas in July, a week-long celebration of our four favorite Hollywood Chrises. We’ll be analyzing old movies, digging deep into past roles, and exploring everything there is to know about Evans, Hemsworth, Pine and Pratt. We hope this totally made up holiday makes you smile.

In this wonderful week of Chris-mas, where we celebrate the best that the name Chris has to offer, it’s important to remember that not all Chrises are upstanding people who deserve to star in the biggest action and adventure movies of the modern era.

There are bad Chrises, folks. Irredeemable Chrises. Chrises that hurt people, ruined lives, and even led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. Read more…

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