Here’s glorious proof that everything should be named in the style of the walkie talkie

Stop and think about it for a moment: “walkie talkie” is a super weird name for a thing.

Twitter user and firefighter Antonia Nicol has gone viral for imagining what words would be like if they were created by the same person who came up with the name “walkie talkie”.

If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything

Stamps = Lickie Stickie
Defibrillators = Hearty Starty
Bumble bees = Fuzzy Buzzy
Pregnancy test = Maybe Baby
Bra =Breastie Nestie
Fork= Stabby Grabby
Socks = Feetie Heatie
Hippo = Floatie Bloatie
Nightmare = Screamy Dreamy pic.twitter.com/vXyC4v8dUw

— Antonia Nicol (@Flaminhaystack) March 25, 2018 Read more…