Let shipping forecast compilations lull you to sleep

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Hard Refresh is a soothing weekly column where we try to reset your brain and cleanse it of whatever terrible thing you just witnessed on Twitter.


You’ve laughed through Vine compilations. You’ve cringed through TikTok compilations. Now, try sleeping through Shipping Forecast compilations. 

The Shipping Forecast is a nautical weather report on the BBC. In a monotone, gentle voice, a broadcaster launches into a cryptic string of maritime jargon: “North-West four, 14 miles, West-North-West three, nine miles, one thousand and eight, rising more slowly.” 

Yeah, I have absolutely no idea what that means. But the BBC’s Shipping Forecast puts me to sleep faster than any white noise app ever could, and as an insomniac, I appreciate that.  Read more…

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