People are petitioning to drink the mummy juice from the probably cursed sarcophagus

It’s with heavy hearts that we must share this news: people want to drink the cursed mummy water from the mystery sarcophagus. 

The sarcophagus was unearthed during a construction dig in Alexandria, Egypt, and opened earlier this week. Considering its size, nondescript black exterior, and the fact that it was buried with a giant alabaster head, the internet was convinced that it contained some kind of demonic being or ancient hex. But when authorities opened it, they just found three soggy mummies stewing in red sewage water. 

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