Stormy Daniel’s description of Trump’s penis ruins Mario games forever

We all know by now to expect the completely unexpected in the day-to-day world of the Donald Trump administration. But nothing could have prepared us for this, the day we found out about the overlap between Trump and Super Mario.

A copy of Stormy Daniels’ tell-all Full Disclosure fell into the hands of The Guardian, who shared this nugget with the world, illuminating the tryst Daniels had with Trump and forever altering the way we interact with the most popular video game franchise in history.

It’s hardly the first time we’ve encountered a penis in Mario’s (allegedly) family-friendly world but it may be the most disturbing. Read more…

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