These are the best Halloween thruples costumes

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Heteronormative monogamy is out, queer polyamory is in. 

That’s true for many parts of this country — or, you know, my Brooklyn block. Either way, platonic or not-so-platonic thruples are so *in* this year.

It’s time for this country to retire their binary oppressive Flintstones couples costumes and replace them with far more subversive thruples costumes.

Here are the best thruples costumes for 2018:

1The “Distracted Boyfriend” Meme

This meme never gets old, sorry haters.

This meme never gets old, sorry haters.

Image: bob al-greene/mashable

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