Amazon has the perfect sex toy for your cockatiel

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Today, I read one of the best Amazon reviews I have ever encountered. Interestingly, it is also one of the most useless… unless you are a bird in the market for a dildo.

On Nov. 18 of last year, a heroic Amazon user left a five-star review for the Lyps Silicone Dildo with Suction Cup, a sex toy meant to be affixed to a flat surface. Unfortunately, the user didn’t really like the product — but their cockatiel did!

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