Arby’s bought Buffalo Wild Wings, so here’s what a combined menu would look like

On Tuesday it was announced that Arby’s owner Roark Capital will acquire Buffalo Wild Wings for $2.4 billion (or roughly 162,271,805 orders of BWW House Samplers).

Per Reuters, though the wings restaurant will become property of Arby’s, it’ll still operate on its own.

We think this is a huge mistake.

Consider the disturbing menu possibilities a marriage of Arby’s meats and BWW wings might afford us.

Our suggestions for this menu full of abominations below:

A half-pound Beef ‘N Cheddar sandwich dipped in Bourbon Honey Mustard sauce, rolled in Desert Heat seasoning and deep fried
An entire smoked brisket coated in Blazin’ hot sauce and served whole on a bed of deep-fried Cheddar Cheese Curds
Potato cakes drenched in Wild sauce
Beer-battered roast beef tacos
An Arby’s House Sampler, featuring 12 classic Roast Beef sandwiches stacked in a pyramid
A Crispy Chicken Farmhouse Salad dressed with Hot BBQ sauce
Boneless Wings coated in Cheddar Cheese sauce
A Corned Beef ‘N Cheese Slider cut up into pieces and sprinkled over Buffalo Mac & Cheese
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