It’s 2019 and even cows are hopping on the self-care train.
One hefty Pennsylvania cow, Babe, needs more than a helping hand when it comes to his daily routine. Thankfully, someone from his new farm sanctuary recognized this and used a rake to gi…
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Huge Canadian cow Dozer claims to be bigger than Knickers
For the past few days, the internet admired the size of Knickers, the massive Australian cow (or technically a steer) who towers over his brethren.
At six feet, three inches tall and weighing 1.4 tonnes, or roughly 3,086 pounds, Knickers is a behemot…
A whole bunch of cows are loose on a Georgia highway
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We typically expect fender benders, construction, and terrible drivers to cause traffic — but never do we imagine that our morning commutes will be disrupted by loose livestock.
Welp, naturally chaos ensued after a tractor-trailer transporting cattle overturned on Monday morning, releasing more than 70 cows onto a highway in Georgia.
The trailer containing the cows rolled over on a ramp heading onto the I-285 at the Cobb Cloverleaf, the Georgia Department of Transportation told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The Georgia DOT has captured a few of the cows that escaped from the tractor, but are still looking for more with the help of local authorities. Read more…
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I stan Bonnie, the cow who pretended to be a deer
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Friends, hello. I’d like to alert you to the story of Bonnie the cow, a bad bitch who lived with deer for almost a year! Wow.
Bonnie, a hero, escaped slaughter when she was only four-months-old, then took up residence in the forest outside Holland, New York. Once there, she was welcomed by a herd of deer, who let her eat with them, hang out with them, and run with them.
Before long, Bonnie started to attract attention from the humans in Holland, and — as was her destiny all along — became a local celebrity. The paparazzi tried like hell to capture photos of Bonnie, but, as she was extremely busy, they were only occasionally successful. Read more…
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View More I stan Bonnie, the cow who pretended to be a deerHoly cow, these cows have great taste in music
Here’s a good thing: a pleasant video of cows is currently enchanting Reddit.
In the video, posted by user hang-loose to r/funny on Wednesday, a little girl plays a nice tune on her accordion. She is crouched next to a field of cows.
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Errant cow commits mail fraud
A young cow in Afton, Iowa, was caught committing mail fraud on Monday.
The criminal resides near the home of Erin Hudson, whose daughter caught the attempted heist on camera. Apparently, the cow is prone to escaping its enclosure, but this was t…
Please let this clip of a cow frolicking in snow free you of your worries
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Isn’t it funny how short work weeks always feel the longest? You’re forever thinking it’s Friday, when in reality it’s Wednesday and you have four looming deadlines. Now that it actually is Friday, cleanse your Twitter-adled brain with this pure clip from the Farm Sanctuary in upstate New York.
Watch Diane the cow frolic in fresh snow, and let the emotional grime leftover from your daily news binge wash away. You’ve earned this, pal. Read more…
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View More Please let this clip of a cow frolicking in snow free you of your worries