Old-school toilet humor • Great for pranks • High-quality and realistic sounds
The Bad
Gross • Immature • Potentially offensive
The Bottom Line
Bathroom humor will never go out of style. Tesla’s fart mode will have you and your unwitting passengers laughing, or cringing and then laughing. It’s a gas.
⚡ Mashable Score 4.75
😎 Cool Factor 4.0
📘Learning Curve 4.5
💪Performance 5.0
💵 Bang for the Buck 5.0
I took my first Tesla Model 3 test drive this week and all I wanted to do was make the all-electric car fart. Read more…
It’s not that there’s anything wrong with a box of chocolates or flowers on Valentine’s Day: Some things are clichés for a reason, and who doesn’t love being the envy of the office when a surprise bouquet of flowers is delivered to your cubicle, or getting to binge-eat a massive heart-shaped box of sweets?
But flowers die, and chocolates get eaten. (Probably pretty quickly, if we’re being honest.) Even a gourmet meal, one of the cornerstones of the holiday, lasts only a couple of hours.
Luckily, there are tons of incredibly romantic gift ideas out there — gifts you can keep enjoying without an expiration date. We’ve scoured the web for the best of the best, keeping in mind that not all couples define “romance” the same way. For some people, nothing says “I love you” like a gift that literally says “I love you.” Others prefer the same message spelled out in other ways, like through an activity that can be done together, or an item that shows you really know their personality. Some people embrace their inner cheeseball year-round, lavishing their significant other with adorable gifts on a weekly basis. Read more…
Love or hate it, Valentine’s Day is the ideal time to right the gift-giving wrongs of the holidays. Were you sure your husband would love that faux-vintage, Bluetooth-compatible turntable, only to find out later that what he really wanted was a weighted blanket? Did you misinterpret his months of hint-dropping about homebrewing, ponying up for the perfect craft beer kit, when he was actually talking about kombucha?
Besides serving as an opportunity to fulfill leftover holiday wishes, Valentine’s Day is also a great time to make your partner feel loved. After all, nailing the perfect gift means not only showing that you’ve been listening, but really reading between the lines. The best gifts are often items the recipient wouldn’t necessarily buy for themselves, or even better—things they didn’t even know they wanted in the first place. Read more…
Let’s not beat around the bush here: A lot of Valentine’s Day gift guides are just plain boring.
Sure, we can all appreciate a good bouquet of flowers or piece of jewelry — the heartfelt stuff is nice once in a while. Once in a while. Not every damn year.
It’s pretty archaic to assume that every couple thinks Valentine’s Day means mush to the max, and whether or not we want to admit it, our primal urges are constantly lurking in the shadows. Congrats on being human.
It’s time to stop ignoring the fact that Valentine’s Day is the sex holiday. And hey, sometimes spicing things up in the bedroom is the most romantic thing you can do. Read more…
Getting a gift for a man can be a tough thing to swing, especially if he’s an eccentric and unique individual. (And what man isn’t?) You don’t want to get your brother something boring that he’d only use once and never again, or see the look on your …
Have you ever tried to buy a gift for the man in your life only to discover that all the internet can recommend is knives? This is not that gift guide.
This gift guide takes an expansive view of masculinity, one that tries not to place your dad in the dreaded Man Box. This masculinity is cultivated. Worldly. Not entirely reliant on tools or sharp things.
When shopping for your dad, try to think outside the standard Dad Gifts. Unless your dad is an avid tie collector and seriously *lives* for ties (who lives for ties?) then avoid this played out cliché. Instead, get him something that says “I see your hobbies and I respect them.” Read more…
No matter how long you’ve been dating him, buying a gift for your boyfriend can be difficult. There’s a lot of pressure to give him something meaningful, exciting, and something he’ll actually use on a daily basis, while at the same time not sending …
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