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Uber CEO encourages employees to ‘have the D’

sudshr47 June 5, 2018

Ambitious Uber employees should now aim to get that D — that is, that decision making power.

In an effort to add clarity to meetings, Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi instituted a new policy, Business Insider reported. To designate someone as the “decision maker” in meetings, people should say that they “have the D.”

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Dara: make sure to let people know “you have the D” https://t.co/uMIzqZ1zZy pic.twitter.com/1R19sGNhym

— Eric Newcomer (@EricNewcomer) June 5, 2018

BI learned about the policy from a company memo, reporting that it was confusing (and likely prompting giggles) from younger Uber employees. Read more…

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