‘Super Mario Odyssey’ fans can’t stop putting Mario in sexually compromising positions

The pretense that Nintendo’s games exist in this pure, innocent, sexless vacuum is collapsing all around us. 
Last week’s shocking(ly small) reveal of Mario’s Nintendo Official(TM) penis was just the tip (pun intended) of the iceberg. Even befor…

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