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Hackers are reportedly inserting porn into ‘Super Mario Odyssey’
Lately it feels like the wholesome world of Nintendo just keeps getting increasingly horny, what with all the revelations about Mario’s nipples, genitals, and Luigi’s enormous schlong. We even wrote about the sexual undertones of some great Super Mar…
View More Hackers are reportedly inserting porn into ‘Super Mario Odyssey’Behold: the glory of Mario’s nipple, magnified to 24 times its natural size
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Ever since Super Mario Odyssey gave the world its first tantalizing glimpse at Mario’s nipples, the internet has been set aflame with curiosity and thirst for more details.
Previously, Nintendo was even forced to answer questions about the digital character’s intimate body parts.
But the latest news from Mario Nipple Watch comes courtesy of Twitter user Mario Broth Blog. Yesterday, they graced our timelines with an image of the Official Nintendo Mario Nipple Texture — magnified 24 times from its original size to capture every glorious contour of its pink pixels.
Mario’s nipple texture, extracted from his model in Super Mario Odyssey, in original size on the left and 24x magnification on the rightpic.twitter.com/AP2Au7KGUa
— Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) February 15, 2018 Read more…
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View More Behold: the glory of Mario’s nipple, magnified to 24 times its natural sizeNintendo refuses to answer questions about Mario’s sex life
All Nintendo ever wanted to do was make fun, wholesome experiences for players of all ages. Instead, fans keep demanding more and more intimate details about Mario’s body and sex habits.
And it seems like Nintendo just wishes it would stop.
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Popular theory: ‘Super Mario Odyssey’ is noir as hell
The camera fades in on a man in bowler hat sitting in a chair, half cast in shadow. His gloved hand grips his chestnut hair in frustration as he gazes on the photo of a victim. He sighs as he leans forward, his face now illuminated, revealing our pro…
View More Popular theory: ‘Super Mario Odyssey’ is noir as hellAn investigation into what’s happening under Toad’s mushroom cap
Every Toad you meet in Mario games appears to have mushrooms on its head. And yet a debate rages on: Are the polka-dotted tops hats or actually a part of Toad’s head?
Inspired by the recent release of Super Mario Odyssey, in which Toads are seen …
‘Super Mario Odyssey’ easter egg has fans theorizing about future kingdoms
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There’s an easter egg hidden in plain sight in Super Mario Odyssey and it has some fans theorizing about potential new content coming to the game.
Hint Toad appears in every single kingdom in Super Mario Odyssey to help Mario find power moons (for a price), and he’s always holding a map of what most would assume is that current kingdom. Twitter user Frying_Pants pointed out that it’s actually a map of a level in Super Mario 64, the first 3D Super Mario game from 1996.
The map that Hint Toad consults in Odyssey is a map of Bob-Omb Battlefield from Mario 64 pic.twitter.com/YY4XSo6ILh
— Ghost Catcher (@Frying_Pants) November 5, 2017 Read more…
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View More ‘Super Mario Odyssey’ easter egg has fans theorizing about future kingdomsSuper Mario Odyssey is the US’s fastest-selling Mario of all time
Nintendo’s having a good year, and it looks like the latest Mario is set to make it even better. Super Mario Odyssey is the fastest-selling Mario ever, in the U.S. at least, breezing past a million sales in under five days here and selling more than 2 million worldwide — and counting. Read More
‘Super Mario Odyssey’ fans can’t stop putting Mario in sexually compromising positions
The pretense that Nintendo’s games exist in this pure, innocent, sexless vacuum is collapsing all around us.
Last week’s shocking(ly small) reveal of Mario’s Nintendo Official(TM) penis was just the tip (pun intended) of the iceberg. Even befor…