Donald Trump and Joe Biden are spoiling for an actual fist fight. Heaven help us.

Proving we really are living in the dumbest timeline possible, former vice president Joe Biden and current president Donald Trump have revived their watered-down Burr-Hamilton rivalry with more empty threats of elderly-white-man-on-elderly-white-man violence.

On Tuesday, Biden, who was speaking at an “It’s On Us” rally to fight sex assault on campus, laid into Trump’s misogynistic behavior by threatening to beat up TrumpAccording to ABC News, Biden said:

Well, Trump didn’t take too kindly to such a challenge to his honor and fired back — where else? — on Twitter on Thursday morning. He chastised Biden for threatening him and, in turn, threatened Biden with his own brand of Trumpian violence that’s worse than any lukewarm, overcooked steak. Read more…

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