Donald Trump really wants a military parade so here’s what it might look like

In the wake of the Washington Post’s report that Glorious Leader Donald Trump wants himself a parade to showcase America’s grand military strength, we’re wondering what the event may look like. 

We know that Trump’s love of a parade is part of what inspired his summer 2017 trip to France — where he got to hear a military band rendition of Daft Punk songs — and, thanks to yesterday’s Post scoop, we know Trump gave “marching orders” for a similar type of parade in Washington, D.C. 

While there are traditionally military elements in parades across the United States for some patriotic holidays like Independence Day and Veteran’s Day, it’s rare for the country to put on a fully fledged military show of strength (CBS reports the last one was nearly 30 years ago after victory in the first Gulf War).  Read more…

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