How Medieval Times got a queen before America got a female president

The future will be female — if not in Congress, than at least with shitty brands.

American women recently broke the glass ceiling in two areas our culture holds dear: corporate family dinner theater and discounted fried chicken. Last weekend, KFC announced that Reba McIntyre would become their first female Colonel Sanders, giving inspiration to little girls who’ve always dreamed of looking like a confederate monument. In December, Medieval Times introduced its first female queen to its dinner theater in Schaumburg, Illinois.

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