I long to be the person who found Diana Ross’s lost fanny pack at Marshalls

The person in this world of whom I am most jealous is not a star, not a politician, not a billionaire. No, friends. It is the person who found Diana Ross’s fanny pack inside an off-price department store.

The 73-year-old music icon was reportedly shopping for a gift at a Los Angeles Marshalls when she, no doubt overwhelmed by the preponderance of deals around her, lost her fanny pack inside the store.

Fortunately, angels live among us. An unnamed Good Samaritan turned in the fanny pack, and it was later returned to Diana Ross. Read more…

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