These human turkeys can roam prison-free thanks to Trump

Conservationists, relax. President Trump should be lauded for all of the work he’s done to protect America’s vulnerable human turkeys.

On Tuesday, the president will pardon some elitist poultry for the White House’s annual turkey pardon ceremony. Far too little attention, however, has been given to the actual human turkeys Trump has pardoned throughout his first year in office.

Both venal and dumb, human turkeys are one of the most at-risk turkey species in America. Few people are willing to come to the defense of human turkeys outside of some well-paid lawyers, and even then, meh.  Read more…

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