Trump blames his support of Russia on a double negative and no one’s buying it

Do you know the difference between the words “would” and “wouldn’t?” No? That’s okay! You can still be president!

On Tuesday afternoon, Donald Trump attempted to clean up the monumental mess he caused during his joint press conference with Vladimir Putin in Helsinki, Finland, by reading prepared statement in the White House. 

Trump explained that the reason he gave his support to Russia on Monday was because of a simple grammatical error — he meant to use a double negative, but forgot! A common mistake, right? 

*nervous fucking laughter that immediately turns to tears*

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