Trump’s Black Friday promo sells out our democracy at a bargain price

If Black Friday riot videos weren’t enough to convince you that America is a consumerist hell on Earth, then our president’s Black Friday promo surely will.

Trump took to one of his two Facebook pages (while the GOP took to Twitter) to promote a sale on some of his campaign merchandise. Just throw some festive #MAGA swag into your cart, enter the code “SATIRE2017” at checkout and, bam! You’ve got yourself a bargain on our democracy. (Literally!)

Because, apparently, the best Black Friday deal this year is the cool 30 percent off POTUS is offering on the American soul.