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Here’s a list of the best Beatles masturbation puns that no one asked for

sudshr47 September 12, 2018

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In GQ‘s profile of Paul McCartney that published Tuesday, the musician revealed that he and feelow Beatle John Lennon once masturbated with three other people. 

Here’s the excerpt from GQ: 

Naturally, the internet had a lot to say about this, and numerous jokes and puns about The Beatles and masturbating began to circulate.

We put together a round up of the best Beatles masturbation puns, which range from playful and goofy to downright raunchy. 

1. “Beat the Meatles”

I was not ready for the NY Post today pic.twitter.com/Fber9jWFRP

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Restaurant makes cute pun cake for a recovering diner

sudshr47 April 11, 2018

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To celebrate his girlfriend’s recovery from a collapsed lung, Twitter user Scott T. took her out to a nice dinner. 

Though Scott said he casually mentioned the purpose of the celebration, he didn’t expect the waitstaff to go all out with this adorable congratulatory cake. They drew a set of lungs out of sauce and added “We beLUNG together.”

Scott tweeted about the sweet message.

My girlfriend suffered a collapsed lung last month and had her last post-op appointment today, so I took her out to celebrate. I casually mentioned it to the wait staff when I made the reservation, and they proceeded to absolutely KILL IT pic.twitter.com/gfE67sZhYi

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This restaurant’s egg-themed ‘pun’ is so spectacularly bad it’s good

sudshr47 February 15, 2018

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Most adverts are largely terrible, but every now and then a piece of marketing comes along that just absolutely hits the nail on the head.

Well step aside, inferior breakfast venues, because Lenwich restaurant has only gone and come up with the pun to end all puns: 

Okay I don’t always like puns but this one got me good! pic.twitter.com/QTqorBJKg8

— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) February 13, 2018

Yep: “Egg Morning”. Perhaps the most beautiful example of the “so bad/meaningless/confusing it’s actually good” pun ever put into practice. Read more…

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Pun-filled Valentine’s Day cards that will make your loved one smile

sudshr47 February 12, 2018

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Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or just because, love is always best expressed with humor — even if it’s an eye-rolling worthy pun.

With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, here are a few of Etsy’s best puns for your loved ones. 

“I Chews You” 

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Know any Star Wars romantics? This card features a grinning watercolor sketch of everyone’s favorite wookiee. Now you can say “I chews you” with the help of Chewbacca himself.  Read more…

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