The flat stomach meme will probably just make you hungry

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Apparently nobody on Twitter knows what a human body looks like. 

The flat stomach meme is a horrifying ASCII attempt at depicting a side profile of someone’s body. What it lacks in anatomical accuracy it makes up for in personal attacks.  

The meme started late last week, when Twitter user @itsJWolfe tweeted emoji of all the beautifully delicious things they’ve eaten. Who needs a flat stomach when you can fill your body with bread and cheese? It’s 2019 and we’re all here to enjoy life. 

Me: I want a flat stomach
My stomach
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| 🍞🍞🍞\
| 🧀🧀🥩🥩\
|🌮🌯🌯🍟 \
|🥠🥠🌭🥞 /
|🥚🥚🍖🍳/
|🥯🥖🥖 /
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— J Wolfe🥀 (@itsJWolfe) March 21, 2019 Read more…

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Dad releases another video of his 4-year-old son’s hockey practice, and it’s priceless

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Everyone loves a sequel! While most sequels don’t always live up to the hype, this one certainly does.

Recently, YouTuber Coach Jeremy released a video where we were introduced to his adorable son Mason, and we followed his musings during hockey practice. In addition to a microphone, this time Jeremy equipped Mason with a GoPro to capture his running commentary while on the ice. 

Mason treated us to even more iconic phrases than last time such as, “oh, a piece of garbage we can eat,” and “I need super Gecko powers.”

Although Mason’s hockey skills haven’t improved much, his video certainly improved our day.  Read more…

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15 of the most hilarious homework answers given by smart-ass students

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It’s a truth universally acknowledged by all current and former students that homework sucks. A lot. 

After a long, grueling day of school, most kids have negative levels motivation left to do even more work. It’s definitely not encouraging to hear that it may not even make us any smarter.  

But some homework answers do show that students can get pretty clever — either out of laziness, misunderstanding, or just a great sense of humor. If you can’t get your teacher to give you an A, you can try and eke out some points on a technicality. Or make them laugh.   Read more…

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Bartender accidentally knocks down an entire champagne tower

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When you think “champagne tower” you might think of Leonardo DiCaprio in The Great Gatsby. But did you ever stop and think about how that tower got put together?

This bartender was trying to put the finishing touches on a champagne tower when the entire thing came crashing down.  

Сбербанк решил с размахом отметить Международный женский день в одном из московских офисов, но подвел профессиональный (!) бармен pic.twitter.com/T2l87ebR5a

— Лента.ру (@lentaruofficial) March 7, 2019

The tower came to a shattering halt when one finicky glass created a domino effect with disastrous consequences. The bartender was powerless to the downfalls of gravity, and could only stand and watch his tower tumble.  Read more…

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