My favorite thing about ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ is how terrible everyone is at their job

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Warning: Spoilers follow for Fifty Shades Freed.

If there’s one thing you should take away from Fifty Shades Freed, it’s this: No matter how bad you are at your job, you’re still not as bad as literally every single character in this movie. 

Fifty Shades is a veritable orgy of ineptitude and unprofessionalism – which might not be a problem, except that the film also insists on showing everyone at work all the time. 

Multiple scenes are devoted to Ana explaining that it’s extremely important for her to work; Christian is routinely praised for his brilliant business instincts. Plus, since they’re the kind of couple who barely has any outside friends, most of the people surrounding them are people also at work – employees, colleagues, public servants.  Read more…

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The absolutely savage things critics said about ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ will have you LOLing

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Fifty Shades Freed is currently rocking a 9% on Rotten Tomatoes, but don’t expect the critics to keep this cash-magnet sex thriller (I’m guessing?) down. 

The final installment in E.L. James’ Fifty Shades trilogy lands in theaters Friday, and critics delighted – for the last time – in ripping it apart.

Chris Nashawaty, Entertainment Weekly:

Robbie Collin, The Telegraph:

Stephen Whitty, New York Daily News:

Guy Lodge, Variety:

Manuela Lazic, Indiewire:

Jordan Mintzer, The Hollywood Reporter: Read more…

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Jamie Dornan and James Corden’s ‘Fifty Shades’ parody is so erotic it hurts

There are few things in this world more sensual than the sight of two grown men bonding over a model train set.
In the Late Late Show parody above, James Corden invites the leading Fifty Shades man Jamie Dornan into a darkened room before invitin…

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‘Fifty Shades Freed’ trailer is here and OMG can we please just get this over with

The Fifty Shades franchise is back after the holidays, and in case you’ve forgotten that this whole adult-ish mess somehow seems like it was written by children, the first trailer opens with our heroes saying “Good morning, wife” and “Good mornin…

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