2016, I’m apologize for anything I subtweeted about you. I’ll do anything to get you and your nice dead celebrities back.
Thanks to Donald Trump and a little shit named Jared Kushmer, Americans have undergone an accelerated aging process in the past …
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Trump shrank 2 national monuments by nearly 2 million acres. He can’t do that to Yellowstone.
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President Trump may have just dramatically slashed the size of two national monuments in Utah, but America’s 59 national parks — as well as over 270 other national park sites — cannot be unilaterally downsized by Trump or any other president.
The legal reason is simple and inarguable:
“National parks can only be established by Congress, and everyone agrees they can only be undone, if at all, by Congress,” Holly Doremus, a natural resources law expert at University of California, Berkeley, told Mashable in an email.
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Once upon a time, I prayed for 2016 to end. Now I’d do anything to get it and its incredibly corny hot takes about dead celebrities back.
Let’s be honest — 2017 was a bad year. There were heroic moments sprinkled throughout, including the time the almighty Congresswoman Maxine Waters walked away from a group of reporters and launched her superstar careerA feminist hippo was born. Someone made whatever the hell this is.
But by and large, 2017 was a year shaped by anger and Donald Trump tweets and Sean Spicer holocaust revisionism.
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Trump ‘forgets’ to mention the LGBTQ community on Worlds AIDS Day
It’s a miracle when America can go 24 hours without President Trump doing or saying something wildly offensive.
Alas, today is not that day. For World AIDS Day on Friday, President Trump blatantly failed to address the LGBTQ community in his official…
This graph compares Trump tweets with ‘Fox & Friends,’ and I’m sorry to even make you look
If you want to predict President Donald Trump’s next move, look no further than Fox News’ hit propaganda disasterpiece, Fox and Friends.
Trump has long been a fan of the show, frequently tweeting about show segments when he’s not busy spreading anti-…
New Zealand’s prime minister delivered a sick burn to Donald Trump
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New Zealand’s new prime minister, Jacinda Ardern, has really hit the ground running.
Although the PM started her term with the tragic loss of her internet-beloved cat, Paddles, things are comin’ up Milhouse after an apparent little dig at U.S. President Donald Trump.
In an interview with New Zealand news site Newsroom, Ardern, who was elected in October, recapped her recent visit to the East Asia Summit.
Best bit? A small serving for Trump.
“I was waiting to walk out to be introduced at the East Asia Summit gala dinner, where we all paraded and while we were waiting, Trump in jest patted the person next to him on the shoulder, pointed at me and said, ‘This lady caused a lot of upset in her country,’ talking about the election.” Read more…
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Good news, guys! Everyone at the FBI, DOJ, NSA, DHS, and CIA was wrong — there’s no way Russia interfered without elections, according to a very definitive source, Detective Donald Trump.
On Friday, Trump reported that he had asked Putin about Russian interference in the 2016 election and that Putin had denied all allegations. That was enough for hard-nosed Detective Trump to conclude his year-long investigation into Russian interference.
We’re cool now!
Here’s the president’s exhaustive analysis.
“He said he didn’t meddle. I asked him again. You can only ask so many times. I just asked him again. He said he absolutely did not meddle in our election. He did not do what they are saying he did,” Trump said in a session with reporters aboard Air Force One. Read more…
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View More Detective Trump says he believes Putin about Russian meddling, and we have one, tiny criticismHow to have a Trump-free election anniversary
Sorry, Christmas. November 8th, not you, is now the most trauma-laden holiday of the year.
Today marks the anniversary of Donald Trump’s election, aka the day we all came to fear our push notifications. At least 65 million voters remember November 8t…
Donald Trump reacts to his Twitter account being taken down for 11 minutes
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Everything happens on Twitter these days.
Donald J. Trump responds, Trump-style, on Twitter after a Twitter employee (who was on his last day at the company) deactivated his Twitter account.
“My Twitter account was taken down for 11 minutes by a rogue employee. I guess the word must finally be getting out-and having an impact,” the President tweeted.
My Twitter account was taken down for 11 minutes by a rogue employee. I guess the word must finally be getting out-and having an impact.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2017 Read more…
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