Dancer rides white horse onto nightclub floor, chaos ensues in Florida

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Like many of you, I’m tired of Florida jokes, but sometimes they make it so easy.

In Miami Beach over the weekend, for example, authorities shut down Mokai Lounge nightclub after a dancer rode a white horse onto the nightclub floor.

Narcs.

Panicked by the crowd, the horse threw the dancer off her and onto the floor. Hysteria ensued and was thankfully captured on camera.

“What kind of idiot would do something like to this to an animal?” said Miami Beach mayor @DanGelber after someone paraded a horse around in one of the city’s nightclubs. Mokai Lounge’s license is now revokedpic.twitter.com/ATDiIGc2uH

— Madeleine Wright (@MWrightReports) March 10, 2018 Read more…

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Roy Moore can’t ride a horse for his life, and everyone noticed

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Alabama election day has finally arrived, and Republican Senatorial candidate Roy Moore made his grand entrance to the polls on horseback. 

Moore — who’s been banned from a mall, accused of sexual misconduct by 9 women, and alleged to have initiated a sexual encounter with a 12-year-old girl when he was 32 — probably thought arriving on a horse would be a nice distraction. But Twitter users and horse aficionados saw one glaring problem: the man’s form was tragically terrible. 

Here is Roy Moore arriving to vote on horsebackpic.twitter.com/nwtWPFGfsI

— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) December 12, 2017 Read more…

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