Jimmy Fallon has never been to Olive Garden.
Fortunately he’s in the safe hands of Post Malone, who is a big time fan of the Italian-American chain. The “Rockstar” rapper showed the late show host all the delights of Post Malone-style free breads…
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We desperately wish this Olive Garden makeup palette was real
If there’s one brand that could give Kyle Jenner a run for her Kylie Cosmetics money, it’d be the Olive Garden. (Have you seen the highlight on those breadsticks?)
On Tuesday, the suburban purveyor of mediocre Italian food and legendary breadsticks a…
This Olive Garden commercial script introducing lasagna wings is just too good
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Writer and comedian Keaton Patti tweeted on Wednesday that he forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write its own version. Prepare for pasta nachos and lasagna wings.
The scene opens with a group of friends meeting at Olive Garden for dinner, when a waitress delivers “what could be considered food.”
“Food” includes pasta nachos that are “warm and defeated,” lasagna wings with “extra Italy,” and unlimited stick.
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first pagepic.twitter.com/CKiDQTmLeH
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) June 13, 2018 Read more…
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Yelp never lies.
The truth is in the stars, and they tell us this: suburban chain restaurant franchises are inherently superior to ones located in cities.
As a New Yorker I’m not supposed to admit any affection for the suburbs at all. But I’ve known this in my heart for as long as I’ve lived here.
Countless times I’ve ordered New York Applebee’s mozzarella sticks only to be served deep fried glue sticks on a mixed appetizer platter of subway infections, posing as a plate. Never have I ever been in a chain restaurant bathroom with proper ventilation. Only in New York do you wait over two hours to be eat iHOP pancakes, congealed to form a singular fetid blob, in a booth stripped off its padding, with only its hard wooden skeleton — and your eviscerated hope — to pad you. Read more…
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Yelp never lies.
The truth is in the stars, and they tell us this: suburban chain restaurant franchises are inherently superior to ones located in cities.
As a New Yorker I’m not supposed to admit any affection for the suburbs at all. But I’ve known this in my heart for as long as I’ve lived here.
Countless times I’ve ordered New York Applebee’s mozzarella sticks only to be served deep fried glue sticks on a mixed appetizer platter of subway infections, posing as a plate. Never have I ever been in a chain restaurant bathroom with proper ventilation. Only in New York do you wait over two hours to be eat iHOP pancakes, congealed to form a singular fetid blob, in a booth stripped off its padding, with only its hard wooden skeleton — and your eviscerated hope — to pad you. Read more…
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Olive Garden has released a dish called the “loaded pasta chips.”
The Italian-ish restaurant chain debuted the carb-heavy chips last week. The “chips” are made of fried lasagna, and come loaded with various cheeses, and a “hearty meat sauce” that’s made up of chicken, meatballs, and sausage. Then it’s topped off with alfredo sauce and tomatoes. According to Olive Garden’s menu, the dish comes out to a whopping 1,520 calories.
Like with Olive Garden’s other dishes, people are questioning the pasta chips’ cultural authenticity. Read more…
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