The dick running feud is the perfect internet drama to close out your week

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We’re proud to report that there are two — yes, two — dick runners named Claire who are popular for using fitness tracking apps to jog out phallic routes for the internet. The issue? One insists she came first, and she’s calling for a “cease and dicksist.” 

The two women have gained Instagram notoriety over the past few years for their various penis-shaped running routes. Both of them call themselves “Dick Run Claire,” and both meticulously plot out genitals of all shapes and sizes, phallic and yonic. It’s like a massive, city-sized Etch-A-Dick. 

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Check out this beautiful sky penis the Marines drew over California

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We are delighted to inform you that the United States Marine Corps drew penis in the sky. 

Marine Corps spokesperson Josef Patterson confirmed that the phallic flight was indeed mapped out by the 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, telling Veteran news site Task and Purpose that the branch has “opened an investigation that is underway as we speak.” 

“More to follow soon,” he said. 

Somebody needs to have a word with the crew of US Navy T-34C 160937 SHUTR91 out of MCAS Miramar 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/WgrgkKzRln

— Aircraft Spots (@AircraftSpots) October 23, 2018

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Don’t send an unsolicited dick pic. Get a scale penis poster for your wall instead.

Why send a dick pic when you can just hang an arty, custom poster of your own penis on your wall for all the world to see? 
That’s what a group of, err, passionate people from Sweden are aiming to achieve with The Penis Poster. The project’s mai…

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Five-storey blue penis mural erected on a building in Stockholm

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Yet another giant penis mural has popped up. Now, there’s a sentence you weren’t expecting to read. 

You might recall an enormous pink penis appeared on the side of a building in Broome St. in New York City on Christmas Eve—only to be painted over days later. This time the five-storey-high turgid penis is bright blue and painted on the side of a building in Kungsholmen island, Stockholm, Sweden. 

Swedish artist Carolina Falkholt is the creator of both penis murals. Her most recent work in her native Sweden is entitled “Fuck the World”. Read more…

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Bananacoin, Titcoin, and Trumpcoin: These are the craziest cryptocurrencies out there

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If you’ve only recently heard about cryptocurrencies, you probably know about Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin. But there are thousands of other coins out there, some of which make sense, some which don’t, and a fair amount that are just plain weird. 

This crypto-zoo is a consequence of the fact that it’s fairly easy to create your own Ethereum-based cryptocurrency these days — there’s even an app that automates the entire process.   Read more…

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