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Little Caesars patents a pizza-making robot
Robots can already complete a wide variety of tasks for their human overlords, but they may soon be about to conquer the final frontier: making pizzas.
As first reported by ZDNet, Little Caesars has received a new patent for an “automated pizza assem…
Pizza Hut vs. Domino’s vs. Papa John’s: Trash Pizza, ranked
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You can learn a lot about a person based on where they fall in life’s big debates: Coke vs. Pepsi, Triscuit vs. Wheat Thins, Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry.
But there is one question that is perhaps the most decisive, the most controversial, the most revealing of what type of person you are: What is your favorite Trash Pizza?
Let’s get this out of the way — pizza is a gotdamn national treasure.
If I had a Personal Brand™, it would be pizza. I frequently wear a pizza sweater, which matches my pizza bow tie, which matches my “pizza fund” change jar on my desk at work, which one time, I cashed out and got $71 for pizza. Every year for Christmas I ask for “pizza and/or pizza related items,” which is how I now have a pizza-shaped phone charger. And I used to have a Friday night ritual where I would grab a bottle of wine, a book, and eat a whole pizza by myself in bed while reading. (Helpful tips for how you too can live your best pizza life here.) Read more…
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You can learn a lot about a person based on where they fall in life’s big debates: Coke vs. Pepsi, Triscuit vs. Wheat Thins, Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry.
But there is one question that is perhaps the most decisive, the most controversial, the most revealing of what type of person you are: What is your favorite Trash Pizza?
Let’s get this out of the way — pizza is a gotdamn national treasure.
If I had a Personal Brand™, it would be pizza. I frequently wear a pizza sweater, which matches my pizza bow tie, which matches my “pizza fund” change jar on my desk at work, which one time, I cashed out and got $71 for pizza. Every year for Christmas I ask for “pizza and/or pizza related items,” which is how I now have a pizza-shaped phone charger. And I used to have a Friday night ritual where I would grab a bottle of wine, a book, and eat a whole pizza by myself in bed while reading. (Helpful tips for how you too can live your best pizza life here.) Read more…
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View More Pizza Hut vs. Domino’s vs. Papa John’s: Trash Pizza, rankedSnobs, ranked
There are those of us who enjoy things without forcing our preferences upon others, and then there are snobs.
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We are all guilty of snobbishness at some point in our lives. Sometimes our opinions truly feel like…
Good guy Ed Sheeran bought pizza for fans waiting overnight for his show
Whatever you may think of his music, Ed Sheeran seems to be a good guy, and he’s especially great to his fans.
Like any hot concert, people lined up early to nab the best spot to see Sheeran, who performed in Adelaide, Australia on Wednesday.
SEE ALS…
This baby trying pizza for the first time is the essence of joy
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Theologians can keep arguing about what constitutes a religious epiphany, but we’re pretty sure this is the next best thing.
Podcaster Jody Avirgan tweeted a picture of his young daughter after trying pizza for the first time. The picture is… iconic.
My daughter just tried pizza for the first timepic.twitter.com/yiPNJgUBJg
— Jody Avirgan (@jodyavirgan) March 3, 2018
Imagine when she tries bacon.
— Dr. Caroline Madden (@CMaddenMFT) March 3, 2018
Imagine when she tries bacon on pizza.
— Tim Speakman (@TimSpeakman7) March 4, 2018 Read more…
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We all have our favorite type of pizza. But for one reason or another, most of us rarely make pizza at home. Sure, it’s easy to just drop by your local dollar pizza joint for a delicious slice. And yeah, it’s nice just to use Seamless or GrubHub to bring your cheesy delicacy straight to your doorstep, but making pizza at home is relatively easy too, and you can have it however you like it whenever you want it. Read more…
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View More Turn your oven into a pizza oven with Pizza ShelfThere’s now a vibrator that will order you a pizza when you, um, finish
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Forget friends with benefits — now, there’s GrubHub with benefits.
CamSoda, the adult entertainment site, is releasing a vibrator called the RubGrub that orders the user a large cheese pizza from Domino’s after they orgasm.
Yes, it’s an actual vibrator that actually gets you a pizza. The toy has a button that’s similar to the Amazon Dash, which is connected to the user’s phone and is pre-programmed with payment and delivery information.
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After you finish buzzing, just push the button at the base of your RubGrub, and poof! A cheesy post-climax delight is headed to your door. Read more…
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View More There’s now a vibrator that will order you a pizza when you, um, finishTide Pod pizza looks terrible, and everyone just stop it already
Can we simmer down and can it with the Tide Pods already?
It was semi-fun and highly poisonous for a while, but if we see one more edible Tide Pods variation we might just burst a blood vessel.
Oh! Here’s a pizza version!
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All Lil Jon wants for Christmas is to become the next CEO of Papa John’s Pizza
There’s one thing that might be able to save Papa John’s Pizza after the company saw its founder and CEO John Schnatter stepping down from his role after his comments disparaging the NFL protests. It’s Lil Jon.
Yep, you read that right.
T…
You wouldn’t complain about getting socks as a gift if you got these
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Socks. Just what you wanted, right? *eye roll*
The disappointment of receiving socks as a gift is universal — no matter how old you are or where you’re from, some relative always ends up giving out socks. And they’re usually so, so lame.
We wanted to challenge that stereotype and stand up for what we believe in: Socks aren’t always a lame gift, okay? Check out this list of cool socks that you’d actually want to receive this holiday season.
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