If anyone on this earth is deserving of a declaration of love in the form of an Ariana Grande parody, it’s the internet’s favourite daddy, Jeff Goldblum.
James Corden gave Goldblum exactly that in a sketch on The Late Late Show, where he copied A…
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This Jeff Goldblum shower curtain will take your bathroom to the next level
The last thing the internet needs is to get any thirstier for Jeff Goldblum. But isn’t it an intriguing thought to have him watch you shower?
Twitter user @notstevely recently posted an excellent reveal video of a truly beautiful shower curtain with …
Jazz, uh, finds a way thanks to Jeff Goldblum’s surprise train station gig
Jeff Goldblum loves a spontaneous stunt, and if it involves surprise jazz, we’re all for it.
The professional purrer and beloved actor is about to release his first jazz album, The Capitol Studios Sessions, so he sprang a surprise set on commuters at…
Shop uses photos of Jeff Goldblum to sell stuff and frankly we’ll take 1 of everything
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The question of how best to sell a photo frame has long plagued store owners.
Should they be filled with smiling stock photos? Intriguing black and white snaps from a different time? Perhaps simply left empty?
Well, wonder no more. A charity shop in the UK has come up with this definitive solution:
Someone who works at a charity shop put Jeff Goldblum in every single photo frame 😂 pic.twitter.com/ey67khUNiG
— SimonR (@Simonreah) September 1, 2018
Doesn’t Jeff Goldblum just instantly make everything better?
People on Twitter certainly seemed to think so. Read more…
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View More Shop uses photos of Jeff Goldblum to sell stuff and frankly we’ll take 1 of everythingJeff Goldblum’s cool with internet commenters calling him ‘daddy’
In the latest episode of Hot Ones, Jeff Goldblum is his Goldbum-iest self as he compliments host Sean Evan’s teeth, shares his love of Quavo, and talks about how he likes to be called “daddy.”
If you’ve never seen an episode of this hit YouTube s…
‘Jurassic Park’ returning to theaters for 25th anniversary
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom blew up the box office just two months ago—and yet Universal is already inviting moviegoers back into its prehistoric pandemonium.
This September, in honor of its 25th anniversary, Steven Spielberg’s original Jurassic Park will retake big screens across the country. With over 500 participating theaters, ticket availability should be high. Jurassic fanatics will have a much better shot at getting seats here than at one of August’s super in demand Dark Knight IMAX showings.
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View More ‘Jurassic Park’ returning to theaters for 25th anniversaryHere’s what the terrifying T-rex scene from ‘Jurassic Park’ would sound like with bad foley
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The T-rex attack in Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park is one of those scenes that remains terrifying even today — unless you replace all the sound effects with, um… bad ones. Read more…
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A giant, semi-nude statue of Jeff Goldblum has popped up in London
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You may not have realised it, but up until now there’s been a giant, Jeff Goldblum-shaped hole in your life.
A hole which has at long last been filled.
On Wednesday, reports of a giant, semi-topless statue of Jeff Goldlum by London’s Tower Bridge began to appear on Twitter.
I see there’s 25ft statue of Jeff Goldblum by Tower Bridge just now pic.twitter.com/gi47FHtzZA
— Alan White (@aljwhite) July 18, 2018
Just look at the sweet, sweet detail on that statue:
Behold the glory that is Goldblum.
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View More A giant, semi-nude statue of Jeff Goldblum has popped up in LondonYes, Jeff Goldblum has a favorite Chris – and it’s not the one you’re thinking
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We consider ourselves to be pretty knowledgeable when it comes to Chrises, but even we’ve got to admit Jeff Goldblum’s got a leg up on us.
After all, he’s starred with not one but two of them in the past year: Hemsworth in Thor: Ragnarok, and now Pratt in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
And in case you were wondering, yes, he does have a favorite Chris.
“I’ve always liked… um…” Goldblum began when Mashable asked him to choose during the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom press tour.
“Who is the lady tennis player? Chris Evert. I think Chris Evert is a wonderful exemplar of Chris-dom.” Read more…
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This Jeff Goldblum video of him purring on a loop for 30 minutes should be illegal
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Jeff Goldblum is clearly in contention to be one of the internet’s favorite boyfriends, and he went all in with this ASMR video for Vice News. ASMR uses soft noises – including speech – to soothe viewers, so Vice put together a 30-minute compilation of Goldblum purring into a microphone.
Oh. My. God.
Purring is the type of sound that’s perfect for ASMR, which often includes brushing hair or scratching a surface. Many YouTubers quietly narrate their motions to add to the effect, which can give viewers a tingling sensation. Read more…
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View More This Jeff Goldblum video of him purring on a loop for 30 minutes should be illegalJeff Goldblum is back in the amazing ‘Jurassic World Evolution’ video game
Jeff Goldblum discusses his role in the new video game ‘Jurassic World Evolution’ as guide Dr. Ian Malcolm. The game allows users to build and maintain their own park, keeping the dinosaurs contained and visitors happy.
Goldblum also explains why his…
Jurassic ‘World Evolution’ is the dino video game of our childhood dreams
Tycoon games became a staple in many childhoods after Rollercoaster Tycoon showed us the joy of murdering a bunch of innocent theme park visitors through horribly designed coaster rides.
Now imagine that, but instead of death traps disguised as a rol…