If you give a mouse a cookie, he’s going to ask for a glass of milk. If you blame half a ton of impounded cannabis that’s gone missing on said mouse, it probably won’t go over well with the judge.
Eight officers near Buenos Aires, Argentina, we…
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Big shark swings by cops just doing their job
Cops are used to surprises on the job, but seldom a casual great white shark.
South Australian Police looking to breathalyse and check up on boat operators last Friday were greeted by the animal, who cruised around them for about 10 minutes.
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Swiss police order up Tesla Model X police cars for active duty
Tesla’s Model X has had some brushes with law enforcement – in a good way, as when police from Toronto demonstrated one in their patrol car colors to show what it might be like to actually use them. But police from Switzerland’s Basel-Stadt police force are going one further, and actually ordering Model X vehicles […]
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What a time to be alive.
On Thursday Thames Valley Police tweeted a picture of a fake driver’s licence that was given to one of their officers by a motorist.
Earlier this week, @tvprp‘s PC Phillips stopped a car in Milton Keynes.
When she tried to identify the driver’s ID, she found the below…
The driver’s car was seized and he was reported for driving with no insurance and driving without a proper licence.
D’oh! 🤦♀️ pic.twitter.com/1IFWvJzyvH
— Thames Valley Police (@ThamesVP) March 15, 2018
Of course the officer spotted it was a fake, it has one glaring error. Read more…
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View More Someone actually handed the police a fake ID featuring Homer SimpsonWatch this drag Elsa push a police van stuck in the snow during a blizzard in Boston
A drag queen Elsa from “Frozen” single-handedly pushed a police van out of a snowbank outside The Gallows bar in Boston. It only took about two minutes for Elsa to succeed at “letting it go” and then she curtsied to remind us all how much of a queen …
View More Watch this drag Elsa push a police van stuck in the snow during a blizzard in BostonThis is the documentary about Flint that you need to watch
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Two years ago, most of the country hadn’t heard of Flint, Mich.
I grew up about 30 minutes from the southeast Michigan town, and even then it was ubiquitous only for its proximity. Going to the movies? I-75 north toward Flint. The University of Michigan – Ann Arbor, Dearborn, or Flint? Over time, Flint fell into disrepair, synonymous with poverty, poor infrastructure, and insurmountable struggle, yet even this was eclipsed by the shadow of Detroit, an hour away and with its own promising future snuffed out as the 20th century closed.
In the 1980s, Flint boasted one of the highest average household incomes in the nation. Today it’s one of the lowest. But the city’s journey is still unfolding; it caught the attention of filmmakers Zackary Canepari and Drea Cooper, who passed through while making the documentary T-REX, who returned along with co-director Jessica Dimmock to explore the city further. Read more…
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Guy with an empty beer box on his head races to cover up speed camera
Obstructing speed cameras earns you hero status among some people, obviously less so by authorities.
An Australian man with an empty beer carton on his head has been filmed attempting to block the window of a police car, apparently near Tamworth, tha…
Somehow a thief was caught with the most amateur doodle
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Another day, another hilarious police sketch.
This time, we’re treated to more of a doodle than a detailed illustration from Lancaster, Pennsylvania. While in search of a robber who made out with cash from Central Market by posing as an employee, a witness whipped up a sketch that somehow miraculously managed to trigger the memory of an investigator.
Amateur sketch from witness helps Pa. police identify theft suspect https://t.co/XIcGiK9bWS pic.twitter.com/7gAdIW7Hwa
— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 9, 2018
“While the sketch provided by the witness may have appeared amateurish and cartoonish, it, along with the distinctive physical descriptors, jogged the memory of at least one investigator to provide a potential suspect name,” the Lancaster Bureau of Police reads. Read more…
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Scottish police called out to deal with tiger on the loose, get big surprise
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A tiger loose in Scotland? It can’t be…
Actually that statement is one hundred percent correct. Police in Aberdeenshire received a call from a concerned citizen on Saturday who believed he had spotted a tiger loitering near his farm.
As it turns out the big cat in question was not an actual tiger, but a large stuffed toy.
The North East Police Division published a statement about the incident on their Facebook page.
It’s good to know the police are prepared in case a real tiger ever does go on the lam.
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View More Scottish police called out to deal with tiger on the loose, get big surprisePolice arrest 5 people after finding 4,000 kilos of oranges in their cars
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“Step out of the car sir. Are you aware you were driving well over the seed limit? Also your car is full of oranges.”
Police in Seville, Spain, apprehended five suspects on Friday for allegedly stealing 4,000 kilos of oranges.
Police stopped the vehicles when they noticed three cars driving very close together, according to local media.
#PolicíaSevilla denuncia a cinco personas por el presunto robo de 4.000 kilos de naranjas en una nave de #Carmona #Sevilla
+ Info https://t.co/TNHQAQswAV pic.twitter.com/429OAVOHBc— Emergencias Sevilla (@EmergenciasSev) January 26, 2018 Read more…
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View More Police arrest 5 people after finding 4,000 kilos of oranges in their cars2 cops allegedly ate some marijuana edibles, got way too high, and called for backup
Two cops from Toronto got themselves in a batch of trouble on Sunday when they allegedly ate some marijuana edibles while on duty, got really stoned, and were forced to call for help.
The CBC reports that the two officers, who are part of 13 Division…
Knives were taken off the streets in London and melted down to build a free outdoor gym
Steel Warriors is a charity raising awareness about the dangers of knife crime in the UK. Using knives confiscated by police in London, they melted them down and used the steel to build a free outdoor gym in Langdon Park, London. Read more…Mo…
View More Knives were taken off the streets in London and melted down to build a free outdoor gym