How to worm your way into Trump’s inner circle (Hint: Red and pink Starbursts)

People have strong feelings when it comes to Starbursts flavors. For President Donald Trump, his preferences are red and pink.
When a politician learned of this particular quirk, he used it to his advantage to woo the president. If you’re looking to …

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The photo that proves we’re living in the darkest timeline

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Sure, things are bad, but it’s not like we’ve gone full dystopia yet. 

I mean, our Great Leader isn’t lavishing praise on kowtowing corporations from giant screens while his dutiful lackey looks stone-faced into the distance …

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MICHAEL REYNOLDS/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (9307528a) Sarah Huckabee Sanders White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders holds a news conference at the White House, Washington, USA - 04 Jan 2018 White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders stands beside monitors showing US President Donald J. Trump delivering a statement on the economy, at the beginning of a news conference in the James Brady Press Briefing Room of the White House in Washington, DC, USA, 04 January 2018.

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Ah, yes, I see I spoke too soon. Welcome to just another day in 2018, which is turning out to be as batshit crazy as 2017. 

During a press briefing on Thursday, the White House skipped the entire pretense of Sarah Huckabee Sanders providing the media with useful information.

Instead, it rolled a video of Donald Trump praising companies who gave very public one-time bonuses to employees after the Republican tax bill passed, including Comcast and AT&T (who’s also quietly firing thousands of workers in the weeks ahead). Read more…

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White House bans personal cellphone use in the West Wing

 In a statement on Thursday, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced that personal cellphones will no longer be allowed in the West Wing.
“The security and integrity of the technology systems at the White House is a top priority for the Trump administration and therefore the use of all personal devices for both guests and staff will no longer be allowed in the West Wing. Read More

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Trump lawyer sends cease and desist letters — but the ‘Fire and Fury’ keeps comin’

Donald Trump is reportedly “furious” about Michael Wolff’s forthcoming behind-the-scenes book on the Trump presidency, and now the president is making his tantrum official.
On Thursday, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House author Michael Wolff…

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White House might take away staffer cellphones like they’re in junior high

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Like an angry math teacher, Donald Trump could take away his staffers’ cellphones. 

The president was “furious” and “disgusted” by excerpts of a book that were made public Wednesday, according to White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Michael Wolff’s Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House won’t hit shelves until Jan. 9, and there are reasons to doubt the book will be completely accurate — but that didn’t stop eyebrows from raising over some wildly provocative statements, especially from former White House Chief Strategist Stephen Bannon. Read more…

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White House petition site goes offline prior to late January relaunch

 The White House petition portal established by the Obama administration is on pause, at the moment. The site, known as We The People, allows anyone to make a petition and collect digital signatures online. According to the site’s maintenance page, the relaunch won’t change the rules or erase the site’s archives: All existing petitions and associated signatures have been… Read More

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How the White House press conference became 2017’s must-see TV

On Saturday, January 21, 2017, the Trump administration began not with a gentle dose of diplomacy but with a red-faced tirade delivered by Press Secretary Sean Spicer, lambasting the media over reports of low attendance at the previous day’s inaugura…

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The White House website redesign makes it — surprise! — even less transparent

The White House revamped its website Friday, and its new look proves it’s possible for the Trump administration to make things even more opaque.
The White House website is where the public comes to watch live videos of the president and press briefin…

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Sean Spicer is writing a book about the Trump administration because of course is

Just as we predicted, former White House press secretary has a new mission in life. 
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A toilet seat for Trump and a coin case for Spicer: The thrill of White House work orders

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Mice! Cockroaches! A display case for coins! If politicians asking for new toilet seats interests you, look no further than this year’s White House maintenance requests, brought to you by the Freedom of Information Act.

In 2017, officials sent in hundreds of service requests for modifications, repairs, and pest problems in the White House. (Remember, the White House is extremely old.) The vast majority of these are pretty run-of-the-mill — Mike Pence wanted a TV in his office, for example, presumably to watch old episodes of The 700 Club on silent — but they’re still a little fun to peruse.

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The White House wants to ban cell phones, citing security risk

 The Donald can’t seem to keep his hands off the phone while in the White House, but the same rules may not apply to his staff in the near future. The White House is mulling a personal cell phone ban for employees and possibly visitors, citing cybersecurity concerns. Read More

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